In the future we'll all be gay
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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