I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
