Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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