whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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