This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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