Sponge bath it is.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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