belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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