do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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