Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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