dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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