where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
from now on my penis is your penis
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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