i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize