Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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