Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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