He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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