I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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