All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
