I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
