Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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