You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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