this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
