you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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