I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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