Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
vagina is talking i cant
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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