Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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