I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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