Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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