Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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