Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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