I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
is it fun? or sober?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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