no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm sobbing to NWA
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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