...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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