yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Shame - the story of my life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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