So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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