3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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