i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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