There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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