I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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