He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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