i don't like sucking hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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