none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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