Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I need to calm my uterus...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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