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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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