What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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