her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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