I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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