i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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