He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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