Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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