i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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