I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
wow bdsm is so cute
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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