yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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