And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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