All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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