I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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