Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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