PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
operation have a gay friend backfired
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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