no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
high people should be assigned attendants
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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