Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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