Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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