the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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