im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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