I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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